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Phyllis unfiltered.

At Carnival Players Club®, we thought we'd seen it all. That is, until we met Phyllis. Here's a woman who, for the past 80 years, has been telling it like it is. And for how sweet and lovable she can be, Phyllis always seems to say the damnedest things (and sometimes even make us blush).

Slot machines are a lot like ex-husbands - I'll always love the ones that pay off. Dealer's Choice offers make it easier to find both.

Free drinks on Premier sailings? Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Oh, did I forget to mention the cash and prizes on Premier? I love catching up with my old pal Benjamin.

I love Dealer’s Choice cruises, because they take me to exotic destinations. And exotic men.

Ah, the adults-only Serenity™ deck. That’s where Mary and I go to get to know each other better.